Things I Learned While Watching The Hills
- Spencer’s sister is currently the only interesting part of this new season.
- She also resembles Heidi, which adds the element of incest. Ewww, but at least it’s not boring.
- I am quite envious of Whitney’s fantastic collection of puff-sleeved tops.
- Parts of this season premiere episode were less compelling than me sitting in my living room watching it while eating Baja Beef Chalupas and admiring my new Zappos purchase.
- Lauren has a cowlick.
- Paris is the perfect backdrop for clichés.
- It will be an arduous undertaking to continue to watch this season and pretend that any of it is real. (Heart softly breaks).
- Promoting French pop star Yelle during commercial breaks for this show is a good use of juxtaposition.
- I miss JustinBobby.
How can I continue to play into the fradulent but nicely-dressed tedium that is The Hills?:
 JustinBobby says: “TRUTH AND TIME TELLS ALL” Indeed.